Jackie Chan Chops Table into a Quarter - Dream Journal

I am at a daytime party. Jackie Chan is performing Kung Fu. He is going to break something like cups on the table but it isn't set up properly. So instead he chops the wooden table with his bare hand. The table has a metal rim. It looks impossible but with about 5 blows, it broke into a quarter. The onlooking standing audience clap. Then he transforms into my uncle RC and instructs me to practice my cup performance. The end. 

~ Adrian Lee